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Instead of waiting for his political opponents to ferret out the information, newly sworn in New York Governor David Paterson and his wife come clean about their extra-marital dalliances.

“This was a marriage that appeared to be going sour at one point,” Paterson told the Daily News. “But I went to counseling and we decided we wanted to make it work. Michelle is well aware of what went on.”

I am sure the couple did this to disarm anyone who may want to use the information against them, but I’m curious how the American public will handle it.  To be suspected of something is one thing and to be caught red handed is something else, but to come out and admit to something before you were asked.

Oh no, something more is going on under the surface.   For a repressed country the American imagination quickly runs wild.  He totally effed up the protocol.  Before we would just suspect some hanky panky but I can hear the rumors flying now.  He’s an admitted freak, there’s going to be all kind of swing-a-dings up in the New York Governor’s mansion.  Oh, cause you know he cheated and she cheated, too, and they forgave each other.  Tcccht.  What kind of mess is that?  You forgive each other.  Who forgives each other, Christians?  No, people who are into the same mess.   Oh, Lord it’s freaknic up in the manse! 

Please, please, please, please, please, please, puh-leeeeze can we keep people’s sexual proclivities out of the news.  Larry Craig’s toe tapping and Spitzer’s ho-hoppin’ –unless they are paying people with government money or spending more time in between someone’s thighs and less time pouring over the government legislature then I could really care less who does what with whom. 

But if Joe Francis really wants to make some money, he should leave those underage tarts alone and go videotape the action in Washington.  “Politicians Gone Wild: EZ, Sleazy Politicians Grease DC”.

I know I’ve been feeling pretty screwed for the last 8 years.

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Written by rentec

18 March, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Posted in news

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