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Redistribute the Wealth?! That Damn Commie!

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Oh, that Obama!  He’s a slick one alright.  Redistributing the wealth is “slick Marxist” talk.  Are we commies now?  No!  We took care of their sneaking in during the 50s and knocked Russia da effe out in the 80s.

You know who else is a commie?  Jesus!  He was always talking that crazy zen-like stuff like “the first will be last” and “it’s easier for a camel into the eye of the needle than a rich man in heaven” and “render unto Cesar which is his“.  What kinda crazy new age isht is that?  We don’t play that here in the good ole U.S. of A.  We is good Christians. 

People always asking what would Jesus do?  He wouldn’t be poor, I tell you that.  He’d preach the prophecy of prosperity, turn wine into kegs and sell those beeches at 200 dollars a pop.  It would be magic wine with his face on it looking happy like a mug cause he’s rich bee-yotch.

If Jesus was here today he would not be in some major city running around with the poor and destitute like some damn community organizer.  He’d do like he did back when he came the first time, running with the big dogs like the fishermen.  He’d wouldn’t be cool with everyone , he’d shun the town’s pariahs

Bling Jesus!

Bling Jesus!

He’d come back with a vengence and smite errybody.  Thass what I’m talking bout.

Redistribute the wealth.  Let the collection plate pass me, man.  Paying into this country that I love so much is just sooooooo unpatriotic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(sorry for the language)

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Written by rentec

16 October, 2008 at 7:25 pm

Posted in politics

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  1. Oh snap!, Blues eyes…whassup with da!?

    Zen

    17 October, 2008 at 12:08 am


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