Michael Steele, Sitcho Dumbass Down
I don’t know if white people know this, but being the only black amongst whites can be a powerful thing. Sometimes it makes otherwise nerdy, corny black people downgrade themselves into what I can only refer to as “performing blackness”.
But we all know if he was posing with some straight hood brothers he’d be looking like this:
He can try to flex all he wants to and act like a down brother to suburban white kids for whom just being a few shades darker than themselves makes him dangerous but we all know he’s about as ghetto as a love child between Byron Allen and Wayne Brady.
Michael Steele, do you! Embrace your punctiliousness. Let the inner city swag die because, dude, not a good look.